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TO signs with Buffalo: Karma’s a bitch

March 7, 2009
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I'm in Buffalo. BUFFALO!

The Terrell Owens experience has arrived in a most improbable location: the Buffalo Bills. Owens has signed a 1 year $6.5 million deal in his latest attempt at destroying an NFL franchise. Will he take JP Losman’s position of village idiot? Will he blame his failings on Roscoe Parrish? Only time will tell. It’s safe to say nobody expected this outcome. The one year deal is a low risk venture by the Bills as if the experiment ends badly, they have no commitment to the hell raiser. If it’s a good combination they have a chance to give him another contract or let him explore greener pastures on a team with a better chance of winning a championship or a place with a bigger market.

We’ll see what happens, but the continuing story of Terrell Owens sure has made a turn for the interesting. Maybe he can hang out at Chuck E. Cheese’s with Marshawn Lynch or something.
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4 Comments leave one →
  1. kidcombustable permalink*
    March 7, 2009 7:41 pm

    Looks like I finally have a jersey to buy.

    /Bills fan
    //could not be happier

  2. Skating Tomato permalink
    March 8, 2009 9:44 am

    You too, Kid? I’m actually interested to see what happens. After all the “bwahaaaaahaaaaas” on Deadspin, I’d love to see this work out a la Randy Moss. If not, the guy’s still high profile enough to be a good trade deadline asset.

  3. Skating Tomato permalink
    March 8, 2009 10:09 am

    He certainly won’t have to worry about the starting TE plotting with TE here. We don’t even have a starting tight end right now.

  4. I'm Dumb (She wasn't a lesbian) permalink
    March 14, 2009 2:47 pm

    What franchises has he killed? The De Bartolos killed the ’9ers. The Eagles just made (another) NFC Championship — & lost — while the only NC win came with TO on the team. The Cowboys lost heartbreakingly w/o TO, then continued to lose in similar fashion. I don’t think Owens is alone in bringing the worst of a franchise, then.

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