If A Boy Threatens to "Kimbo Slice" You on Twitter, Does He Really Like You?

First, we had Shaq challenging Lance Armstrong to a two-wheeled death race.

Now, is the King of Twitteronia continues his flirtation with Dallas Mavericks owner, by, uh, threatening to fight him? (Greg Behrendt would say so.)

Cuban tweeted this last night:

This would work better if I knew who Brett Rogers was.

Cuban’s tweet, of course, refers to Rogers’ stunning knockout of Andrei Arlovski last night:

Shaq responded by ripping Erick Dampier again, reminding all of us of this, and taunting Cuban for his failed attempt at baseball team ownership:

"At the same town," in Shaqese, means "with a battle axe." I think.

Cuban, to his credit, came up with another MMA fighter in response:

Cuban! O'Neal! It's "I'm a Celebrity, Put Me In a Cage!"

Cuban’s better play would probably have been to call himself Seth Petruzelli:

But we don’t need to see Cuban looking like this. We just don’t.

THAT IS NOT AN INVITATION.

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