Off Topic: "T-Swizzle and T-Pizzle"

So, uh, this happened tonight:

I really don’t have many words for that. After the jump, a YouTube response, and the lyrics. This video comes to you from “sugabear906.” Turn down your speakers. (Trust me, when people go on nine-minute rants in response to one-off larks, there will be loud discomfort.)

Seriously? It’s funny, it’s cute, and it’s two of the biggest names (and talents) in music on the same song. It’ll be viral in about two hours, maybe less, and I’m not mad at that. (Also: Natalie > Taylor.)

Who knew the CMT Awards would be the best thing on TV tonight?

The lyrics for “Thug Story”:

Hey (Hey)
T-Swizzle (T-Swizzle)
T-Pizzle (T-Pizzle)

I’m like eight-foot-fo’, blonde hair to the flo’
You shawties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore
No, I ain’t got a gun
No, I never really been in a club
I still live with my parents but I’m still a thug
I’m so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night
You out clubbin’? Well, I just made Caramel Delights
T-Swizz and T-Pain, rapping on the same track
It’s a thug story, tell me can you handle that?
I had a dream last night
I had high-top Nikes
I had diamonds in my mouth
And diamonds on my mic
By the time I awoke I was singin’
(I’m on a boa-o-whoa-oat)

‘Cause I’m a singa ternt rapper (Shawty, I’ma make ya)
Straight to the top, yo (Shawty, I’ma take ya)
You can call me T-Sweezy, now I’m a rap star (It’s a thug story, now tell ‘em who you are)
Singa ternt gangsta (You don’t wanna fight me)
Straight to the top (In my extra small white tee)
T-Swizzle, T-Pain, all up on the same track
It’s a thug story, now can you get with that?
What? What? I knit sweaters, yo
What? What? Don’t test me, (bleep)

Hey, hold on
Hold on, I didn’t even say anything
I said yo (Yo)
You guys bleeped me and I didn’t even say anything
I didn’t even swear (She didn’t even swear)
Hello? Ugh