Off Topic: “T-Swizzle and T-Pizzle”
So, uh, this happened tonight:
I really don’t have many words for that. After the jump, a YouTube response, and the lyrics. This video comes to you from “sugabear906.” Turn down your speakers. (Trust me, when people go on nine-minute rants in response to one-off larks, there will be loud discomfort.)
Seriously? It’s funny, it’s cute, and it’s two of the biggest names (and talents) in music on the same song. It’ll be viral in about two hours, maybe less, and I’m not mad at that. (Also: Natalie > Taylor.)
Who knew the CMT Awards would be the best thing on TV tonight?
The lyrics for “Thug Story”:
Hey (Hey)
T-Swizzle (T-Swizzle)
T-Pizzle (T-Pizzle)
I’m like eight-foot-fo’, blonde hair to the flo’
You shawties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore
No, I ain’t got a gun
No, I never really been in a club
I still live with my parents but I’m still a thug
I’m so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night
You out clubbin’? Well, I just made Caramel Delights
T-Swizz and T-Pain, rapping on the same track
It’s a thug story, tell me can you handle that?
I had a dream last night
I had high-top Nikes
I had diamonds in my mouth
And diamonds on my mic
By the time I awoke I was singin’
(I’m on a boa-o-whoa-oat)
‘Cause I’m a singa ternt rapper (Shawty, I’ma make ya)
Straight to the top, yo (Shawty, I’ma take ya)
You can call me T-Sweezy, now I’m a rap star (It’s a thug story, now tell ‘em who you are)
Singa ternt gangsta (You don’t wanna fight me)
Straight to the top (In my extra small white tee)
T-Swizzle, T-Pain, all up on the same track
It’s a thug story, now can you get with that?
What? What? I knit sweaters, yo
What? What? Don’t test me, (bleep)
Hey, hold on
Hold on, I didn’t even say anything
I said yo (Yo)
You guys bleeped me and I didn’t even say anything
I didn’t even swear (She didn’t even swear)
Hello? Ugh
Andrew Bucholtz
Skating Tomato
chilltown
Chuck Knoblockhead
CoolHwhip
310ToJoba
thederridadrop
JW Koebert
Minda
piniellaspinata
Andy Hutchins
samerochocinco
Shakεy
Oh my God I hate rap.
If it had been Neil Young with T-Pain, Shakey…
Stuff like this is why there’s a need to distinguish between hip hop and that rap shit they play on the radio…
/ears and eyes are bleeding
If only it was an extra small white tee.
T-Swizzle sounds like an alcoholic sweet tea aimed at urban youths.
But is it as fahkin wicked as Twisted Tea?
This is a hot hit. It’ so jocular. Anyone that gets offended off of this is just uptight and needs to learn to loosen up.
ROTFLMAO!!! OMG this issss sooooooo funny!! I am usually the one to laugh a lot but this really really funny.. To the people that don\’t like it, you just haters!!!! Loosen up……. LAUGH!!!
ROTFLMAO!!! OMG this issss sooooooo funny!! I am usually the one to laugh a lot but this really really funny.. To the people that don\’t like it, you just haters!!!! Loosen up……. LAUGH!!!
SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
So this is what rap & country music has come to?! Talentless teens and overhyped rappers. Cool Moe Dee chucks his wraparound shades at the wall in disgust.
haha i loved this video the second i saw it its awesome, i cant believe people are offended? it was a joke on CMT video awards, taylor obviously isnt going to be a rapper? “so this is wat country music has come to ?” merrr shut up stop being so up tight.. GET OVER.. LAUGH, listen to the lyrics its funny!
oh and by the way i couldnt listen to that stupid girl ranting for more than 3 min how can any one listen to the entire 9? she sounds insane, get a life or a sense of humor instead of sitting infront of your little web cam recording stupid videos
You Are Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Better Than Asher Roth!!! But If You Did A Duet With Him You… You….Would ROOOOOOOOOOCK!!!! love ya!!!
I don’t know what’s worse … the video or the comments?
Did you guys ask your sisters to comment? That’s really selling the joke.
if you guys really wanna see your random/ridiculous comment numbers jump even further, write an unflattering post about Reese Witherspoon.
@Rockabye
Add SwizzBeatz in the background yelling “Swizzy” and we have our replacement for waterboarding.
This was hilarious!
people are soo uptight. I think it’s hilarious… almost as funny as the first time heard “I’m on a boat”. If you are hating on this then you are obviously jealous of the fact that Taylor Swift is probably half your age with more money than you’ll ever make & you just wish you could do song with an “over-rated” artist like T-Pain.
its a joke, and i think its hilarious that there are people freaking out about this. seriously get a life, this is stuff that happens at every awards show. its just to get laughs.
omg i loved it!!! and still love taylor swift!